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Three Bats were hunting for food
Three bats was sitting on a pole in a deserted little town. They were very hungry but there was no humans and animals from whom they can feed on.
The first bat said he needs blood and is going to go an see if there is anything he can feed on. After two hours he came back and said that there was nothing to feed on.
In disbelief the second bat took off to go and hunt for something to feed on. After another two hours he came back and confirmed what the first bat said that there was nothing to feed on.
Yes you guest it, the third bat took off in search for something to feed on. After only two minutes he returned and his mouth and lips were full of blood.
Where did you get the blood the other two bats almost shouted together.
He looked up to them and said… Do you guys see that pole over there….Well I did not!
With wat do you shoot and Blue Elephant? – A blue elephant gun
With what do you shoot a brown elephant? – You squeeze it until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun..
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